Please watch me there!! Ill be watching those I miss!! Ill be on a lot more!! ^^


Mitch Hedburg JokesMitch Hedberg JokesMitch Hedburg Jokes
RIP Mitch. We'll miss you! These jokes have been cleaned up for the website. No bad words!
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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable.
A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.
Has anyone seen me on Letterman? Two million people watch that show and I don't know where they are. You might have


Mitch Hedburg MemorialMitch HedbergMitch Hedburg Memorial
Born: February 24, 1968
Saint Paul, Minnesota
Died: March 29, 2005
Livingston, New Jersey
Occupation: Stand-up comedian
Spouse: Lynn Shawcroft
Website: http://www.mitchhedberg.net
Mitchell Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his stylistic elocution and routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs.
Biography
Early life Mitch Hedberg was born in St. Paul, Minnesota. He was the son of Swedish immigrants Arne and Mary
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