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Mitch Hedburg JokesMitch Hedberg Jokes  
RIP Mitch. We'll miss you! These jokes have been cleaned up for the website. No bad words!  
 
 
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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.   
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one. You shouldn't make cookies untouchable.   
A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.   
Has anyone seen me on Letterman? Two million people watch that show and I don't know where they are. You might have Mitch Hedburg Jokes
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Mitch Hedburg MemorialMitch Hedberg  
 
Born: February 24, 1968   
Saint Paul, Minnesota  
 
Died: March 29, 2005   
Livingston, New Jersey  
 
Occupation: Stand-up comedian  
 
Spouse: Lynn Shawcroft  
 
Website: http://www.mitchhedberg.net  
 
Mitchell Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his stylistic elocution and routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs.   
Biography   
Early life  Mitch Hedberg was born in St. Paul, Minnesota. He was the son of Swedish immigrants Arne and Mary Mitch Hedburg Memorial
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Attention all watchers! Ive returned, but to start off frsh, I would like to let you know, Ill be moving to a new S account:

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